» On 6/21/2011 04:20:00 PM Mountain Standard Time, Alan wrote:
Cum on!

I recently sent out a batch of resumes that mention the "magna cum laude" on my diploma.

One employment website (Jobing.com) slapped a profanity filter on the resumes, citing the word "cum."

I sh*t you not.

 
» On 6/10/2011 02:15:00 AM Mountain Standard Time, Alan wrote:
New digs.

We recently moved into a new house. Well, not really new. But new to us.

A tiger by the name of Jamie is my wife's favorite plush animal. She sleeps with him. (I still haven't figured out if I should be jealous.)

But Jamie turned up missing during the move. No Jamie! Arrgh! We went into violent mourning.

Fortunately, Jamie was found two days later, hiding in a clothes hamper.

That scamp.