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Facebook Suspension, Catch-22. 

When I tried to log on to FB this morning, they gave me a big popup: "We suspended your account." When I clicked on Why, they said: "We don't allow people on Facebook to pretend to be a business." OK, that was obviously not my transgression, so I clicked Appeal. They wanted my mobile number, so I gave it to them. Then I clicked Send Me A Code. They said: "Code not sent. Try again later or use a different mobile number." I tried both, but no dice. Hmm.

[tap images to enlarge] [my suspended FB account: https://facebook.com/alancb ] [Thanks for your help!]

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FB article: Account Integrity and Authentic Identity
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FB article: My personal Facebook account is disabled

UPDATE: FB apologized, following my Appeal, and I'm back, after being forced to (1) download Meta's Facebook app onto my phone, (2) download Meta's WhatsApp app onto my phone, (3) record a video selfie for WhatsApp, and (4) take a photo of my driver license for WhatsApp. But before reinstating me, they felt like they had to issue a threat:
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Stop FB Hacks/Clones/Trolls!
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Seizure World POW camp. 

When an email blast announced that our Main Gate (1 of 3) was closing for nearly 5 days, very few residents paid attention. Plus, now that the snowbirds are gone, many of the main drags inside our 960-acre (388-hectare), 55+ community are dug up for repaving, so it's like driving through a war zone. Even though we've all been given maps+dates of the reconstruction, the oldsters can't figure them out, or rely on their usual shortcuts anymore. Plus, using a GPS often leads to street blockages. The ensuing confusion has been quite entertaining. Yep, it's one helluva show, which led to the following exchange in our Google group...

>On Sat, May 18, 2024 at 9:27AM XYZ wrote:
This may sound stupid, but how do I get help to read the map that shows how to escape from this place on a daily basis?!

>On Sat, May 18, 2024 at 9:37AM Alan wrote:
LOL! Sorry, there is none. You'll have to dig your own tunnel. 😉

>On Sat, May 18, 2024 at 10:34AM PQR wrote:
My son and I spent about 30 minutes finding a way out Friday afternoon.

>On Sat, May 18, 2024 at 3:12PM Alan wrote:
Careful! Keep your eyes peeled for Colonel Klink.
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