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Heel-to-toe drunk test. 

The "heel-to-toe drunk test" is officially called the Walk and Turn (WAT), a Standardized Field Sobriety Test (SFST). The only reason I mention this is because I failed one, during my recent Myasthenia Gravis clinical study appointment in Scottsdale. The study organizers wanted me to demonstrate my unsteadiness... so I did. And they had immediate regrets. It was funny to watch them scramble to provide a "safety net" by holding out their arms while I unsuccessfully tried to plant one foot directly in front of the other. They didn't want one of their guinea pigs breaking another bone in their office.

Remind me to never get pulled over for DUI. 😉
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