» On 9/19/2022 01:30:00 PM Mountain Standard Time, Alan wrote:
Cataract² Day. 

Both of my eyes are now fully bionic, after this plastic trifocal lens (top card) was implanted earlier today.

I told the doc I was only going through the surgery so I could post both implant cards on Facebook. He laughed. I never saw his face (strict masking protocols), so I had to look up his resume on the internet, in order to be able to identify him during the inevitable police lineup. 😉

 
» On 9/01/2022 12:05:00 AM Mountain Standard Time, Alan wrote:
Cataract Surgery: A Rite Of Passage. 

Researchers say about half of Americans will have cataracts by the age of 75.

My eye doctor said I was starting to develop cataracts about 15 years ago, at age 56.

My vision has been going downhill for the last couple of years, so I decided to get the ol' eyes fixed.

The first surgery took place on August 25th.

Spectacular results: the vision in my right eye has literally NEVER been this good.

20/20 distance, 20/30 reading and still improving.

The second surgery is scheduled for September 19th. Can't f*cking wait. ;-)